She: Come look at this bunny!
Me: (sighs lugubriously as I get up and walk around the table)
She: Isn’t that cute? (points at a bunny picture she just sent someone)
Me: Yep. (chomps on her shoulder) Nom!
Me: (sits back down) Well, that was definitely worth getting up and walking around the table.
She: The bunny?
Me: No, biting you.