Turning in My Man Card

These bruises? Uh — I was attacked by ninjas. Yeah, that's it.

The Dickhead Duo: Turning in My Man Card

My name is Buck, and I’m here to act like a horny rabid baboon!

Don’t Worry; I’m Gay: Turning in My Man Card

Here’s to you, Real Men of Dis­tinc­tion! Now go home and sleep it off, assholes.