Gag talk: The only true universal language.

The Ultimate Pervertible?

Meet the Stinger Tac­ti­cal Whip: Per­fect for BDSMMA.

Solid Gold Cock Not Included

C’mon, guys–Drop trou and give the ladies what they’ve been wait­ing for: nee­dle-sharp fangs filled with dead­ly neurotoxin!

Fifty Shades Trailer: A Resounding ‘Meh’

The first trail­er for “Fifty Shades of Grey” has land­ed on YouTube with the wet plop of an over­filled colosto­my bag. What kind of movie can we expect now that we’ve got­ten a hint?

The Masochism Tango Tom Lehrer Would Have Written If He Could

Even Lehrer him­self could­n’t have got­ten away with this back in the 1950s.