Only two, but the hard part is getting them in the light bulb. Thank you! I’m here all week!
Q: How many old guard leather players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: You pussy-ass punks need to learn to use oil lamps like the rest of us!
Q: How many adult babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only after the light bulb changes them first.
Q: How many brats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No way! I’m making that a hard limit!
Q: How many unicorn hunters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only if the light bulb can be screwed in equally and no other light bulbs are involved.
Q: How many polyamorists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That depends: Was the light bulb a primary or a secondary source of light?
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A: None, because they’re all arguing the meaning of “change,” “light” and “bulb.”
Q: How many sadists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I’m not changing anything until the light bulb uses its safeword!
Q: How many rape apologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Look, all I’m saying is that the light bulb was kinda asking to be burned out!
Q: How many REAPers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to change the light bulb, and one lawyer to draft the DMCA notice asserting that everyone else’s light bulbs are in breach of their copyright.
Q: How many Goreans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s what slaves are for.
Q: How many Goreans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Unknown: Every one that has made the attempt was too stupid to pull it off without electrocuting themselves.
Q: How many twue Goweans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: Twue Goweans all live off the grid and only run kajira-powered generators.
Q: How many cyber-doms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: Everyone knows that cyber-doms couldn’t screw if you gave them a hooker and Sex For Dummies!
Q: How many cyber-subs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: If a cyber-sub could screw at all, they would be real-life subs.
Q: How many flouncers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: MY GOD! HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THAT THE BULB BURNED OUT! I’M LEAVING!
Q: How many findommes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If you wanna explore that theme, it’s $50 and I won’t touch your penis.
Q: How many 19-year-old “masters” does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, he’ll just keep claiming HIS way is the One True Way despite a mountain of evidence otherwise.
Q: How many spotting groups does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What kind of idiot lets a light bulb burn out?
Q: How many caretakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Light bulb? What light bulb? No one notified us about any light bulbs.
Q: How many hall monitors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to forward the light bulb to John Baku and one to block access to the rest of the light bulbs.
Q: How many anti-snark bullying activists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five: One to loudly state that the whole penetrative male/female “screw” paradigm is intrinsically violent and evokes rape and hurts people’s feelings, and four to stand around with duct tape on their mouths.
Q: How many militant feminist women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That’s “womyn,” and that’s not funny.
Q: How many sock puppets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many sock puppets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Hey, you stole my joke!
A: I did not!
A: Suuure — that’s why your profile was created less than an hour ago.
Q: How many PTSD sufferers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one knows — they always run away screaming when the old one burns out.
Q: How many white knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They don’t; they stand around the old one light bulb and threaten to kill anyone who tries to point out that it’s burned out.
Q: How many snark groups does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They can’t; they’re too busy poring over the latest set of rule changes to make sure it’s still okay to make fun of people with burned-out light bulbs.