She & Me

That rab­bit’s dynamite!

She: Come look at this bunny!

Me: (sighs lugubri­ous­ly as I get up and walk around the table)

She: Isn’t that cute? (points at a bun­ny pic­ture she just sent someone)

Me: Yep. (chomps on her shoul­der) Nom!

She: Ow!

Me: (sits back down) Well, that was def­i­nite­ly worth get­ting up and walk­ing around the table.

She: The bunny?

Me: No, bit­ing you.